a little ha ha for thursday night

A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?”

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I don’t care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the  breasts of an 18-year-old.”

The husband said, “What did he say  about your 56-year-old ass?”

“Your name never came up,” she replied.

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