I’m sitting here at work, and there’s these three lunatics sitting in the next office, talking about getting a home. It’s an “engaged” couple, both in their late 40s, and a cousin.
He just said, “I have close to $800 in my wallet right now.”
He just bought his second, brand new truck, but said he couldn’t get a loan for a pack of smokes.
The asshole owed $10,000 in back child support. Fuck him. You know, asshole, Trojans are a helluva lot cheaper.